Your League.
Roasted Weekly.
WeeklyBurn turns your fantasy league's weekly results into savage, informed, and unfiltered recaps. Set it up once. Let the AI do the roasting.
The Dumpster Fire Chronicles
Week 11's main event: Gridiron Gods absolutely demolished Garbage Time by 68.7 points, which would be impressive if Garbage Time hadn't shown up to this gunfight with a fucking plastic spoon. Garbage Time's 78.6 was the lowest score of the week, and honestly? They're lucky it wasn't worse. You know you're fucked when your opponent starts a goose egg and still beats you by 68 points. That's not a loss, that's a goddamn war crime.
"Kevin's bench outscored his starting lineup by 62 points. This was not bad luck. This was a goddamn decision."
Three steps.
Then game-day magic.
Set it up once. A fresh recap drops after every game week.
Connect Your League
Select the platform. Enter your username. WeeklyBurn finds your leagues, imports your rosters, and syncs every season automatically.
Select Your Roast Mode
Profile each owner, dial the heat from measured commentary all the way up to Inferno Mode. Your league, your call.
Generate The Fun
Hit Generate. AI reads the week's results and writes a full recap in under 15 seconds. Share the link. Watch the chaos.
Feel the heat.
Toggle between modes. Feel what happens when you remove the filter.
Week 9: A Solid Week of Football
Week 9 brought some genuinely entertaining matchups. A few managers made sharp lineup calls that paid off, while others were a little unlucky with the injury report. The standings are tight heading into the back half — anyone's game from here.
Week 9: A Crime Scene With Witnesses
Week 9 was an absolute clusterfuck and you idiots all lined up for front row seats like it was a goddamn execution. Three of you actually started players on bye weeks. Three. That’s not bad luck, that’s brain damage. You had one job—check the fucking schedule—and your smooth brains still managed to fuck it up. One of you benched a guy who dropped 34 because you “had a feeling.” Congratulations, your feeling is dogshit. Your gut instinct is a fucking liability and it shows every single week.
A Tough Week for Kevin
Kevin's team ran into some bad luck this week — a few players underperformed and the bench didn't cooperate. It's one of those weeks where the right call is hard to see in the moment. Keep your head up, better weeks are ahead.
Kevin Is Actively Throwing
Kevin's bench outscored his starters by 61 points. Sixty. Fucking. One. His bench sat there like a loaded weapon while Kevin marched out a lineup so bad it should be studied in a lab. This isn't bad luck, Kevin has been cursed by a fantasy football witch and deserves every bit of it. The shit bowl awaits. It knows his name.
Built for leagues
that talk trash.
AI-Written Recaps
AI reads your week's results and writes a full recap in ~15 seconds.
Personalized Roasts
Profile each owner with a nickname and personality notes. Every line hits home.
High & Low Scores
Every recap calls out the week's hero and biggest disaster by name, front and center.
Full Season History
Every recap stored permanently. Dig up that Week 3 collapse whenever you need ammunition.
Inferno Mode League Pass
Remove the filter entirely. Best for leagues that can take a punch.
Shareable Recaps
Every recap gets a public link. Drop it in the group chat. The burn lives forever.
Simple. No surprises.
Start free. Unlock the full roast when your league is ready to commit.
Try it out. Get a taste of the roast before going all in.
- First recap free
- Friendly roast mode
- Matchup breakdowns
- High & low scores
- Inferno Mode
- Unlimited recaps
- Shareable recap links
- Full season history
One flat price. Once a season. No per-recap fees. Includes everything.
- Unlimited recaps all season
- Friendly + Inferno Mode
- Matchup breakdowns
- High & low scores
- Shareable recap links
- Full season history
- All future upgrades
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