Your League. Roasted Weekly.
WeeklyBurn turns your fantasy league's weekly results into savage, informed, and unfiltered recaps. Set it up once. Let the AI do the roasting.
Works with Sleeper, ESPN and Yahoo.
WEEK 11
Week 11's main event: Gridiron Gods hung 147.3 on Garbage Time, who answered with 78.6, the lowest score of the week and a number so limp it should come with a prescription. Kevin spent all offseason telling this league Ashton Jeanty was his guy. Jeanty went down in the second quarter and took Kevin's entire personality with him, which is how one ankle that does not belong to you ends your season. A 68.7 margin is not a beating, it is a coroner's report with a fantasy logo on it.
"Kevin's bench outscored his starters by 62. He did not get unlucky. He sat down, looked at both lists, and chose wrong on purpose, like a man ordering the fish at a steakhouse."
This is what it writes.
Every recap, every week. No filter.
The default. Profanity, crude jokes, no mercy.
Same league, same victims, no profanity. Still not a nice mode.
Week 9: A Crime Scene With Witnesses
Week 9 was an absolute clusterfuck and you idiots all lined up for front row seats like it was a goddamn execution. Three of you actually started players on bye weeks. Three. That's not bad luck, that's brain damage. You had one job—check the fucking schedule—and your smooth brains still managed to fuck it up. One of you benched a guy who dropped 34 because you "had a feeling." Congratulations, your feeling is dogshit. Your gut instinct is a fucking liability and it shows every single week.
Week 9 was a disaster and you all lined up for front row seats like it was a public hanging. Three of you started players on bye weeks. Three. That is not bad luck, that is not reading. You had one job, look at the schedule, and you still found a way to lose to a calendar. One of you benched a guy who dropped 34 because you "had a feeling." Congratulations, your feeling is worthless. Your gut instinct is a liability and it files a fresh report every single week.
Kevin Is Actively Throwing
Kevin's bench outscored his starters by 61 points. Sixty. Fucking. One. His bench sat there like a loaded weapon while Kevin marched out a lineup so bad it should be studied in a lab. This isn't bad luck, Kevin has been cursed by a fantasy football witch and deserves every bit of it. The shit bowl awaits. It knows his name.
Kevin's bench outscored his starters by 61 points. Sixty. One. His bench sat there fully loaded while Kevin marched out a lineup so bad it belongs in a textbook, in the chapter about what not to do. This is not bad luck. Kevin has been cursed by a fantasy football witch and has done nothing all season to deserve better. The last-place trophy is waiting. It knows his name.
Connect it once. It runs itself.
Set it up once. A fresh recap drops after every game week.
Connect Your League
Connect via Sleeper, ESPN, or Yahoo. WeeklyBurn finds your leagues, imports your rosters, and syncs every season automatically.
Generate The Fun
Hit Generate. AI reads the week's results and writes a full recap in a minute or two. Share the link. Watch the chaos.
Get It Texted
Add your number and we text you the moment each week's recap lands — one link, straight into the group chat. One text a week, nothing else. Reply STOP any time.
Make It Personal
Drop intel on your managers — who they root for, how they lose, the trade nobody has forgiven. The AI writes them by name, and the roasts stop being funny and start being surgical.
WeeklyBurn is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Sleeper, ESPN, or Yahoo.
Built for leagues that talk trash.
It Remembers
Every recap kept, every collapse on file. By Week 12 the jokes have history behind them — and receipts.
Personalized Roasts
Drop intel on each manager: their team, their tells, their worst trade. Every line hits home.
You Set The Dial
Pick what Burnie goes after and what he leaves alone — looks, intelligence, how filthy it gets. Your league, your limits.
Missed The Mark?
Tell Burnie what fell flat and he writes it again — harder. Compare both versions, pick the one your league sees.
Weekly Automation
Set it and forget it. Recaps drop every Tuesday — no clicking required.
AI-Written Recaps
AI reads your week's results and writes a full recap in a minute or two.
WeeklyBurn Awards
Custom awards handed out every week to the biggest dipshits in your league — tracked all season long.
Shareable Recaps
Every recap gets a public link. Drop it in the group chat. The burn lives forever.
Audio Recaps League Pass
Don't feel like reading? Listen to the roast instead — pick a voice, hit play, share the clip.
Simple. No surprises.
Start free. Unlock the full roast when your league is ready to commit.
Feel the burn for a week. The whole product, one recap, nothing held back but the audio.
- 1 free roast to start — last season, your draft, or a week
- Inferno or Frostbite mode
- Matchup breakdowns
- Narrative memory — AI tracks history
- Shareable recap links
- Awards & leaderboard
- Yours to spend — last season, your draft, or a week
- Edit your recaps
- Audio recaps — hear the roast
- Browse previous seasons
Everything below, every week, for less than a round of drinks.
Pay once, forget it. Saves $14.97 against paying monthly from here.
- Covers your whole league — one price
- A recap every week you're subscribed
- Cancel any time — keeps running to the end of the month you paid for
- All 17 weeks of recaps, playoffs included
- Nothing to cancel — it stops on its own
- Audio recaps — listen & share the roast
- Every past season, not just this one
- Inferno or Frostbite mode
- Awards & leaderboard, every week
- Edit your recaps
- Narrative memory — AI tracks history
- Shareable recap links
One unlock covers your whole league, all season · We never bill in the offseason · Multiple leagues? Each is priced separately
Yahoo leagues: Yahoo's rules don't let us keep a league's history, so past seasons, the leaderboard and history-based memory aren't available, and roasts are deleted after 30 days.
Before you connect your league.
What is WeeklyBurn?
WeeklyBurn is an AI tool that writes a savage, personalized recap of your fantasy football league every week — standings, awards, and roasts of whoever had the worst lineup — and delivers it straight to your group chat so someone other than the commissioner actually reads it.
Which fantasy football platforms does WeeklyBurn support?
WeeklyBurn connects to Sleeper, ESPN, and Yahoo fantasy football leagues. Connect your league in under a minute and WeeklyBurn pulls your real scores, standings, and matchups automatically — no manual data entry.
Is anything different for Yahoo leagues?
A little, because Yahoo's rules say so. Yahoo lets us read your league to write the week's roast but not keep its history, so Yahoo leagues get no past-season roast, no leaderboard and no By the numbers, and every roast is deleted 30 days after it's written. The weekly roast itself — awards, rivalries, this season's storylines — is the same.
Is WeeklyBurn free?
Yes — one roast, on the house, no credit card. It's the real thing: awards, leaderboard, editing, everything except the audio version. You choose what to spend it on — last season, your draft, or a week once the season starts. After that, League Pass keeps it coming every week for the rest of the season — $9.99 a month in season, or $24.99 once, covering your whole league either way.
Will I get charged in the offseason?
No. A monthly League Pass is scheduled to stop after the season you bought it for, so it ends on its own without you having to remember — roughly September through January. You can also cancel any time from your league settings, and your league keeps everything until the end of the month you already paid for. If you'd rather not think about it at all, the $24.99 season pass is a single charge with nothing to cancel.
How savage are the roasts?
As savage as your league can handle. Your league writes the intel yourselves — who each manager roots for, how they lose, the trade nobody has forgiven — so every roast is personal, not a generic recap with your team names swapped in.
Do I have to generate the recap manually every week?
With League Pass, no — WeeklyBurn generates and delivers a recap to your league every Tuesday for the rest of the season, without anyone pressing anything. Your one free roast is different: you pick when to spend it and what on, so nothing gets used up before you've decided.
Can I share WeeklyBurn recaps outside the app?
Yes — every recap gets a public share link built for dropping straight into your league's group chat, plus an optional audio version you can listen to or forward.
Your league deserves to be roasted.
1 free roast to start · League Pass unlocks the full season
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